Walmart Can Suuuuuuuuuck It

June 1st, 2009

< @JustinRyan> “What are you thankful for?” “That the Fates used as much lube as they did.” Not this time — they probably tried to buy it at Walmart. My family have been big fans of Walmart for years. We’ve always shopped there, and my brother worked there at one point — he even found [...]

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Hit ‘Em Where It Hurts – In Their Cold, Black, Heart-shaped Pocketbook

October 20th, 2008

Those who know me very well know I love a good rant. They’re therapeutic and informative, and if I’m sufficiently wound up, funny to boot. It’s been a couple weeks since I last had a good rant, so pull up a chair, get your popcorn and prepare, because I’ve got one and I’m going at [...]

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